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One-upmanship

Is the art or practice of successively outdoing a competitor, rival or enemy/friend.
X: aww i like kati
y: ohhh yeaahh...you doo do yaa (he (y) doesn't like her but just wants to ruin the chances of them getting together, so behind (x's) back gets her (Kati) to go out with him, X is annoyed about them getting together but pretends its not bothering him, meanwhile X is using the same M.O 'method of operating' to get one back.

The one-upmanship escalates until either one stops, or they realise there both at it..(which would quite amsuing for them, or embarrasing.. depends how you take it ;)
by LJcalvert May 9, 2010
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nip-ons

Nipples made erect by cold temperatures. Name derived from the male hard-on.
Look at that chick singing the national anthem for the hockey game...She's sporting a set of nip-ons.
by JumpinJosephat March 25, 2007
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fat one

I slapped a fat one with my fat one!
by MBC April 1, 2003
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The One Ninja

An incredible, sexy, and blundering ninja who entertains as many people as he kills. His videos are things of beauty and he is known to coin many phrases, usually words beginning with "a" with a "ninj"-prefix added to them.
"I am The One Ninja!"

"And here is, Ninja sauce!"
by The Great Kraken August 28, 2007
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Little One

An epic nickname for a younger sister given by an older sister for being exactly like her, looks and all. Is quite tiny, and cute.
That's my little one
by MandizzleKid September 26, 2010
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plus one

At public parties and nightclubs, the guest of a person who is on the guest list, and who normally pays a discounted entry fee. Also, the state of having such a person.
"You are on g list plus one. Do not mention this to anyone."

"You can be my plus one."
by Wrench January 8, 2009
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One Direction

One Direction are a British-Irish boy band formed in London during the 2010 series of the 'X-Factor', consisting of members Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson.

They are popular among pre-teen girls and like to take their shirts off. Even though their entire fanbase is under the age of 15, they still like to sing about sex and how they all like Penis. There has been numerous reports (all with legit evidence, such as a picture of the 5 in bed together) claiming their almost certain Homosexuality.

Despite this they have a rabid fanbase of purely female tweens that admire the band solely for their looks. There really is no way they could actually 'enjoy' the music produced by their combined rectum.
Fangirl1: I LOVE U HARRY STYLES!!!11<3

Fangirl2: they arnt gay they have gfs ur just jelous so stfu

Fangirl3: I <3 THEM SOOOO MUCH :DDD

Fangirl4: ONE DIRECTION 4 LYF <333333

Me: I would face palm at the terrible grammar and general personalities that seems to go hand in hand with 'Directioners', but I fear I may get my hand stuck in the back of my cranium.
by Non-Fangirl Chloe August 12, 2012
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