Number Kink

1. Something about how numbers make you feel, makes you wanna do the devil's tango

-Multiplying, dividing, just numbers.

Something about those numbers man. I think I have a number kink.

by bonkbonkboop October 18, 2022

Happy numbers

A form of torture used by most school districts to depress students and lose a grip on reality.

I have one hour of Happy numbers for the day, good thing I have some spare rope in the basement.

by student number 9 October 24, 2022

The number six

When you go to the movies with your ex-partner and touch their wee wee

" What did you do with claire last night at the movies?"
"I did the number six"

by frankdidthis May 17, 2022

number 9

definition:
number 9 is in reference to any police vehicle. black and white or unmarked cars once called 5-0, should now be refered to as number 9.

number 9 just rolled by your neighbors house again.

by originalsinner May 26, 2022

Number 3

The act of masturbating (in the bathroom).

Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”

by Gas-sassin December 6, 2021

super shooter army man explosion war number 2

The best game ever, a super shooter featuring an army man in an explosion war, got a sequel with new mechanics and a sandbox version

Guy 1:Were you playing games all night again?!

Guy 2: Oh man, super shooter army man explosion war number 2 just came out!

Guy 1: understandable have a good day

by Average High School Student December 27, 2021

Number

1. A song or musical
2. Mathematical symbol
3. An action to impress or injure someone/something
4. Of a man and beast
5. Count, quantity, measure
6. An attractive man/woman
7. Benzocaine, Lidocaine, Cocaine, Morphine
8. Damage; wreckage
9. Phone access/ID
10. Trick, Game, Con, Scam, etc.
11. Transformation; improvement, assessment

I can't believe I am so stupid to forget his Number already!
Dani really did a Number on her car.

by DeepThrowWitDancer March 16, 2022