Math

M- mental
A- abuse
T- to
H- humans

Girl:ughh I hate math!
Boy:me too it hurts my head when I think about it
Girl:I know right! Ughhhh

by Dekuisgay May 24, 2020

Maths

the CORRECT way to shorten "mathematics".

Damn I really, really, really, really, really hate maths.

by Fartbrainpooface May 27, 2020

IB SL Math

A waste of time. You learn derivatives, but it is unnecessary unless you want to be an engineer. Don't take this course if you love your free time.

no just no ib sl math

by sunnyka November 11, 2020

Math Policy

Math policy means that 32 × 1 is always equal to 32 , but 33 × 1 does not equal 32 . My teacher tought me this lesson last year at 1st grade

I math policy your big head every day , Jamie Fredrick .

by Mathpolicyguy November 19, 2020

Maths

The correct Spelling of Math that all Americans can’t comprehend.

I did the maths trump

by Jebadiah Kerman June 27, 2020

Maths

Maths is like sex, i dont get it

Hitting tiffany from the back is like maths bro, i dont know how to do t

by Gahshshs hu js July 13, 2020

Math

A type of sorcery, far above all others, and practised by wizards far above the level of Merlin, such as Archimedes, Pythagoras and Euler.

Harry Potter fan: Hey bro I wish I could go to hogwarts
Asian kid: There's a magic school better then hogwards, it's called math class

Dickwad: Hey look at that nerdy asian kid doing his Math
Smart (not asian smart) dude: Careful dude he's gonna blast your brain to smithereens with his linear algebra shit

by Shit,Ts-gei August 14, 2020