Snape Hair

Someone with incredibly greasy hair, relating to the professor of Hogwarts in J.K. Rowling's Book series, Harry Potter

"Oh dang. that kid has some major Snape Hair"

by nevillelongbottomsimp December 1, 2020

burger hair

cool hair that is very cool

did you see Marian over there? She totally has burger hair !!!!

by 1293928339.9 November 9, 2021

Hair of the dog

A Scottish term for an alcoholic drink. Normally used the day after if you have a hangover. Another drink to help get over a hangover

I'm going for a hair of the dog, see you at the bar.

by DubManDan28 September 9, 2021

Hair System

A hair system (aka toupee) is worn by men with hairloss or who are going bald to create the look of real hair. They are made up of a base with hair attached to it that is taped/glued onto the head and last for several months at a time.

I love your new hair system, where did you get it?
I got it from Lordhair!

by luc9999 October 27, 2021

Hair dragon

Non-bald genitals. Interaction between two hair dragons is known as a 'dragon battle'.

Darren: Wow, that girl's hot.
Kate: Yeah, and her hair dragon's really ferocious. We had a dragon battle last night.
Darren: Safe to say I'm jealous.

by KitKat99 September 28, 2012

Rich in the hair

Someone who has, or thinks he has, a hair style that makes him appear rich. Usually the person is not rich, which is why he resorts to his hair to appear rich.

Eric: Man, I just cut my hair today.
Carl: Nice, looking sharp.
Eric: Yeah I know! People say I look rich and that I am a perfect 10. Rich in the hair!

by Karl420 September 6, 2013

Uncle Hair

The seemingly bountiful, windswept locks of an uncle or avuncular figure clinging to some semblance of their 'alt-life' youth.

"What're you saying? Johnny Depp has not aged well at all. See that do? Quintessential Uncle Hair."

by thebad69 December 24, 2011