Charlie Horse

When you say "YA YEET" and bust up your calf

*Jumps in the air*

"YA YEET"

* gets Charlie horse*

"AAAAAAAAH MY CALF FOG HELP ME I GOT A FUCKING CHARLIE HORSE"

by CucciEater142 December 31, 2018

norse horse

Noun.

A strange looking individual who imitates both a horse and a scandinavian. Often illustrates poor poker ability.

Hey Norse Horse stop min raisign you scandie wannabe.

by Rod April 20, 2005

horse job

A move in chess where you take the Knight and attack something else with it.

Give that guy a horse job!

by stfubob July 30, 2007

horse muffin

1) A muffin for horses.
2) A term of endearment for close loved ones.

Woman: Guess what? I made tacos tonight!
Man: Aww, you're so great, horse muffin.

by Slash Jackson January 6, 2009

Horse-Shoes

A male that has his lips firmly secured around a donkeys dick. While preforming magic at a children's birthday party.

If i ever see you playing Horse-Shoes again ill call animal control on your ass.

by mikeg101 May 13, 2008

Horse Lip

Where a person has a disfigured lip that makes their lip 4 times bigger than normal.

" Dude Horse Lip is coming our way, stare at that floor!"

" Oh man did you see Horse Lip today in hockey, she actually thoguht she could play, she'd be better in net stopping pucks with her lip!"

by Acid Breaker 67 January 26, 2009

horse slut

A slut that has been ridden by lots of men, much like a horse that has been ridden by lots of people. It's not a term used to describe looks (see horse faced slut). All horse face sluts are horse sluts, but not all horse sluts are horse faced sluts. It's never a good idea to brag about sleeping with a horse slut since most everyone already has and since it means you more than likely caught some crotch funk.

Person 1: Dude, you didn't sleep with Amanda, did you?
Person 2: Of course I did!

Person 1: Dumbass...she's a horse slut. Enjoy the herpes.
Person 2: What? FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

by Who knew March 28, 2013