fried-days

fridays for getting fried🍃

“bro fried-days keep me thu the week”

by thebudterms January 27, 2024

I’ll have fries with that

When you waste your money on a useless college degree that gets you nowhere such as gender studies

Pam - Oh did I tell you that I’m majoring in gender studies?

Jim - I’ll have fries with that.

by CaptainPete2024 February 10, 2024

French fries

Lies

Stop throwing “French fries” at me , throwing “Frenchies”

by [e-mail] December 3, 2022

Fried Rice Syndrome

When a Chinese girl snails a guy's face, starting from the chin to nose. Once her snail reaches the guy's nose and her butthole is directly above the guys mouth, she farts and the guy absorbes her fart through this nose and mouth. Afterwards, the guy spends the next five and half hours in the bathroom vomiting and pissing out his ass.

Guy 1: I need to stop and some pedialyte
Guy 2: What happen, drank too much last night?
Guy 1: Naw, Ming-Yue gave me fried rice syndrome last night. I barely made it out the bathroom alive.

by DRC_AFM_CM_EN_FA_MI_MP December 16, 2022

Starter Fries

The first order of fries you eat because you’re craving French fries which comes before you get to eat the seriously good French fries that were not yet available to order.

The starter fries we ate took the edge off, but didn’t stop us from ordering more at a better restaurant.

by EvieGolightly December 17, 2022

Big tiddy French fries

Hehe this one's self explanitory

Big tiddy french fries heheheheheheh3hehe

by Dimk Man January 7, 2023

Kaliyah french fries

She is a silly goofy billy. She will make you snort your nose hairs off :-( but she is also so cutie tootie and kind and someone you won’t be able to forget about 💔🗣 she lit up the room every time she came nuts

Person A: is that kaliyah(kaliyah french fries)‘s holy nut?
Person B: holy heck, it is! get a bucket :-3

by freezedriedcvm November 21, 2023