cake tasting

Eating the cake.
Or
Going down on a woman.

I think Rob owes me a cake tasting tonight.

by Tish_9696 October 30, 2015

Dirt Cake

When some one has a good looks but a shit personality

Tanner is such a dirt cake

by Mr. Staley January 22, 2016

boat cake

A person, often female, available for parties on yachts in which cash will be exchanged for sexual services. A person engaged in yachting.

The rumor is that Meghan used to be boat cake before she met Prince Harry.

by DinnerAtEight February 20, 2019

Turtle cake

A Turtle Cake is when a man has a small penis that is also uncircumcised that resembles a frightened turtle and is put between the ass cheeks of an unsuspecting victim, thus the turtle is between the cakes.

I would love to give her a turtle cake while she’s not looking.

by River.01 March 4, 2019

fruit cake

Shitty Bread

This Fruit Cake is the worse

by NaturallyDerp March 11, 2019

italian cake

It’s just a fucking Lasagna...

“Look pa, I made an Italian cake,” said Jonny aroused!

by Fuckin’Commies July 16, 2018

Bumpy Cakes

A cute fat girl

Bro check out that fat chick, she's got a cute face tho, she's definitely a bumpy cakes

by Madrox614 January 26, 2019