Carter county mating call

When you pull your bottle of narcotics from your pocket and give it a lil shaky shake!

"Damn bro, I dropped my bottle of Suboxone! It sounded just like the Carter County mating call!"

"I refilled my Xanax today and the bag caught a lil wind and I had a bitch in my back seat talking bout child support or something, that bitch musta heard the wind blow my bottle of zannies! That fucking Carter county mating call!

by TychelleMoffitt1999 May 10, 2023

Mcdonald County HighSchool

A high-school in mcdonald county that has the weirdest combo of rednecks lgbt+,sluts, "country boys", and druggys. The druggys usually stay near while everyone else moves away. Somehow we have gay homophobes and 97%of everyone is racist even tho 30% of them pretend they arnt

Oh they are from Mcdonald County Highschool? That explains it.

by AMchsstudent December 15, 2023

Ventura County

a third world socialist community to the north of L.A, typically they hold pretentious events and are very clique within their demographics. Lately they are trying to be like L.A with new restaurants and stores but at the end of the day they are very incestrial and economically challenged. Yes, there are million-dollar listings and has the highest median home price in the state but that changes when you get closer to the beach and there are homeless that virtually pollute the area and make it less desirable.

If you thought Los Angeles or San Francisco were bad during the pandemic, it might as well have been Mussolini's Italy for that time period.

Ventura county sucks and is lame I would rather go to Santa Barbara.

by stainless67 December 17, 2023

dyke county

A person who is a dyke is also part of a cult or county

Hey look at that Dyke County she’s crazy

by Dykecountycuntywhore October 20, 2019

Patrick County High School

A terrible fucking school full of drug addicts and dumb assholes. It’s as white as a school can get and half of them are obese and have greasy, pungent, nastyass mullets. You lose about 46% of your brain cell count the moment you enter this place because of the sheer lack of chromosomes people have. It’s awful. Also people smear shit on the walls so mind yourself if you happen to be near a wall. I’m sorry

Normal person: Where are you from, sir?
Rednecks, racists, and otherwise lesser people: Patrick County High School!
Normal person: oh 😟

by kleenexuser308 November 21, 2021

caldwell county coleslaw

When your wife gives you a blow job but before she swallows she gives your brother a hickey.

"She must have performed the Caldwell County Coleslaw, because he gave his brother his wife and the double wide to go with her"

by dirtydavis November 8, 2021

Collin County

A county located just north of Dallas County. In the 2020 census, it is designated as the fastest growing county by population in the United States. As of 2020 it has a population of 1 million approximately. Since the 2000 Presidential Election, the vote share percentage for Republicans in the subsequent Presidential Elections, has been declining fast, while the Democrats vote share has been rising fast. The 2020 Presidential Election is considered to be the closest in modern times, in which Joe Biden lost Collin County to Trump by only 20,000 votes.

James: What is the best place to move to and fine a job?
Jhon: Collin County in Texas, it is a boom county, and thus there are a lot of job opportunities there.

by MST3K I like November 11, 2021