utter

a cows tit

i wiped the cows utter

by I am handycap January 24, 2020

Utter Dogshit

In a group of lads when one behaves so appallingly is said that that they are utter dogshit.

Kieks even mentioning a shag was utter dogshit!

by PrimDog February 21, 2020

Utter-Squishier

Man who squeezes out apple juice from snake utters

Wow he’s a Utter-Squishier

by Kazoo Coop May 25, 2020

Cum utter

A man cum into a rubber glove and then ties it off and the woman the strokes the fingers like a cow utter into her mouth

Look at that bitch sucking out of that cum utter

by Randm July 30, 2020

nutter utters

noun. balls; usually wet with sweat; a something bad

dude 1: i just got pooped on.

dude 2: that sucks nutter utters.

dude 1: nahh... i am brazillion.

by dudew/computer July 14, 2011

Utter Fucculence

The systematic failure of all technology required to perform a simple task

Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.

by Brever February 8, 2023

derangement, insanity, and utter hellholery

Astoria.

Random recruit: "Yo bro how would you define Astoria?"
Me, who's seen how fucking stupid the server is: "Derangement, insanity, and utter hellholery."

by omnicontrol October 12, 2023