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Frustrated Speech

When one reads a word and gets it wrong, it seems as if one's voice gets louder as one attempts to correct one's mistake. Also notice the increased frustration and anger presented by one's lovely face.
"...abolonishest...ABOlitionshion.....ABOLITIONIST!" - Illiterate Person A.

"Lol that dude is so frustrated." Random Person A.
"Wonder if he'd do that in an official speech, would make for good T.V." Tasteless Random Person B.

-Example should include the word "Frustrated Speech"- So be it UD.
by ex uno plures February 28, 2011
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Free Speech

Normal person: Is your cousin a boy or a girl?
Blue haired girl: There are more genders than that!!!
Normal person: Free speech, motherfucker!
Blue haired girl: *Crying*
by FredoriaGaming November 28, 2020
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Love speech

Love speech: The opposite of hate speech. Speaking with a high level unconditional positive regard for people of all backgrounds with a growing intensity.
Love speech: I give two Sh#ts about where you can from, get get the F#%k over here and have a drink with me!
by Dom-the-creator July 4, 2018
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1337 speech

1337 speech is the act of using internet slang. Typically, 1337 speech is used by people with the IQ of a banana who think they are being cool by shaving 30 points off their IQ.

Examples,

Leik omg g3t teh lif3 l00zer!!1!
L3@rn 1337 speech l00zer
by CJWLS September 5, 2006
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Machete speech

When your girlfriend's dad (or your dad, if you are the girlfriend) takes the boyfriend aside and gives him a good talking to. Usually includes a lot of posturing on the father's part, because he'll be trying to give the boyfriend a scare to convince him to treat the daughter well. In some cases can include sharpening a knife or polishing/cleaning a gun for a threat. Most often includes do's and don't's, but usually just don't's.
Person A: Aw man. When we got back to her place, her old man was waiting to give me the machete speech.
Person B: That's rough, dude.
by NecroBite.EXE August 16, 2015
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The big speech

Omg, he lectures me each time I see him... mind your own, and stfu.
Omg, just got The Big Speech!
by Sgrmag August 2, 2018
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R Speech

When you go to any Asian country and only speak to people with heavy accents so you adopt their dialect
White Trash: Herro! How are-a You?
Actually Decent Person: Why the Hell are you talking like that
White Trash: Oh-a no-oo! I seem to have adopted R Speech!
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