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Sheldon

Sheldon is a closet homosexual man with a micropenis and an affinity for young boys.
Hey why is that guy following young children around in his White ram truck? He must be a Sheldon. Hey, why is that stuffing his pants with vegetables and fruits to make his thing look bigger? Must be a Sheldon.
by Ruffneck56 April 11, 2025
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Sheldon

Sheldon is a name of a goofy male with effeminate features like big breasts and limited manhood that has severe mental deficiencies.
Hey what's wrong with that obese boy acting weird and licking paint off the wall? He must be a Sheldon. Why is that big guy acting weird and eating poop off the ground? His name must be Sheldon!
by Tarajoyce94 April 22, 2025
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Sheldon

Incompetent Shrek-like dude with a microscopic penis as he overcompensates by driving large trucks to appear like a bigger man.
Hey this ugly dude just pulled up to a restaurant in his ram truck and it appears his underwear is packed with fruits and vegetables to make his penis look bigger as he must be a Sheldon!
by Boyznthehood April 25, 2025
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Sheldon

Male equivalent of the female name in Shelly. Sheldon is an English name , but usually men with this name have feminine qualities in being highly emotional and nosy along with having limited manhoods.
Hey , why is that guy gossiping about his neighbors and watching them constantly? Must be a Sheldon. This dude in class is an absolute beta-male, yet drives a truck to appear manly to overcompensate for his small member as his name happens to be Sheldon.
by Gaycop May 29, 2025
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Sheldon

A complete chode freeloader with limited intellectual capacity/manhood.
My friend Sheldon couldn't afford a house,so his parents gave him their house, but he couldn't stop gambling and used the house as collateral for a loan. Who's that guy with a shreklike wife that constantly berates him? Oh his name is Sheldon as he has no balls!
by Smallpena June 13, 2025
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storm Sheldon

Someone that has a massive cock and uses it to fuck himself in the ass
Did you see what storm Sheldon did yesterday?
by Spatwu May 27, 2024
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Un-Sheldoning

The act of rendering a smart/bright child mentally retarded by hitting them over the head repeatedly with a blunt object
"I like Un-Sheldoning my cousin, which is unfortunate because they are all in honors"
by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024
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