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The roommate

Stick your wiener in a jar of peanut butter then receive a BJ. Afterwards leave the peanut butter on the counter for the roommate to eat never telling them what happened.
We performed the roommate last night, Jaxon enjoyed his sandwich.
by Redd1981 May 4, 2023
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Step-Roommate

Someone that lived in your house right before you did. You didn’t live together but your stories intertwine.
Yeah, my step-roommate is a hottie. Thought she was mean at first but it turns out she also lived in my room before me. So, yeah, that made a ton of sense.
by Princest September 25, 2023
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Almond Roommate

Your roommate who is likely preparing their post Pilates non-gmo, organic, blue spirulina, chia seed smoothie bowl with a side of judgemental gaze towards you and your pregaming companions.
“God, Brooke is such an almond roommate. I ran into her this morning as she got back from CrossFit and she said she “admires my willingness to let go on the weekends” like.. what?”
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roommate

person 1: ..and they were roommates!
person 2: Oh my god they were roommates.
by SarahDreamer_YT June 9, 2020
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roommate-ish

A person who helps make your life less stressful by helping you with bills.

A roommate-ish person is someone who supports you and has your back no matter what. They always look out for your best interest and makes sure you stay on the right path in life because if one person in the house is failing then the whole household will fail.

A roommate-ish person is someone you can connect with emotionally and physically.
Paul is my roommate-ish friend.
by Ninja Star P August 24, 2020
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canadian roommates

Two men sharing a room and woman.

e.g. Eskimo Brothers
Those two guys moved in with this chick and became Canadian Roommates
by Lannin September 17, 2020
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babymama roommate

Co-parents/Non married couple with a baby living together
Susie and John Dick were roommates and they had a baby together and now she’s a babymama roommate
by KeyClouds July 4, 2022
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