the dirty priest

The Dirty Priest is when a man dresses up like a catholic priest, smacks their partner with a holy bible then comtinues to do a Alabama Hot Pocket while they are knocked out.

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by ddog26428 March 17, 2008

Judas Priest

The name that Alucard calls the paladin in hellsing. Used to describe betrayal to the Christian faith.

You Judas Priest.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

danish priest

A man who is unable to get a girlfriend

Pippen is a danish priest

by HuaghHuaghHuagh October 1, 2015

priest dualscar

A pedophile fish man that rapes small algedis in clown church.

"priest dualscar, why'd you keep me behind?"

by CapriciousMoron November 16, 2016

Jamaican priest

Are typically blonde fuckboys with the name Dale. They believe in Jesus and the clean beaches. They are really nice to children and sometimes give them BIG surprises. They assume rainbows are gay because of the many colors and, therefore despise them. If you ever meet a Jamaican priest he will more then likely have a very deep, yet smooth, accent.

Stranger: Hello Male Dossman, how are you today?
In thicc accent: Ay maan I'm great how you be today?
Stranger: Wow, you must be a Jamaican priest with an accent like that.

by Oi cuntty November 21, 2019

priest hole

A place for a priest to hide their penis. The anus.

in the pet shop No Mr Gere I don't believe it's for your nephew. I think we both know it will only end up in your priest hole.

by mcgruffallo April 16, 2019

a rape of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests.

be careful timmy, i hear there is a rape of priests lurking around camp.

by Anony666mous December 15, 2019