Poseidon Studios

An awesome YouTuber who is very likeable and nice as well as an awesome dude all the time

Guy 1: Have you talked to Poseidon Studios?

Guy 2: Yes, I have, he is very chill

by Poseidon Studios September 23, 2022

Poseidon’s Kiss

When you are taking a dump, poo, duke, you know… a shit and a big one plops down into the toilet bowl causing a splash. When this splash of water reaches up and tickles the balls and kisses the taint is called a Poseidon’s Kiss. Just a gift from the god of the sea to wish you luck on your next adventure.

While using the airport bathroom and squeezing out a massive duke, he was blessed with a tender Poseidon’s Kiss.

by Zeus’Throne October 13, 2022

Poseidon Powder

the secret formula to the krabby patty in Sponge Bob which is cocaine.

The secret formula in the Krabby Patty is Poseidon Powder

by dgfdgdgsdgttttttt December 21, 2021

Poseidons Handjob

When you take a shit and the water from the toilet touches your penis

"Dude, last night after that Mexican food gave me a Poseidons Handjob"

by WujekBartek December 26, 2021

Poseidon’s Tongue

When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus

Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard

by Maybe on Wednesday April 13, 2022

P-8 Poseidon

The p-8 is a heavily modified 737-800ER meant for maritime and anti sub missions

Submarine crew member: is that a p-8 Poseidon?
Submarine crew member 2: holy shit that is we are all going to die.

by Dog go December 12, 2020

Poseidon's Rimjob

When a bidet accidentally shoots up your butthole.

"Dude, your toilet just have me a Poseidon's Rimjob. Lower the water pressure."

by Pseudomoose December 31, 2020