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male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.
by fishgaming July 30, 2024
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Pattern blindness

An effect caused by staring at something for so long that the person's vision becomes warped or distorted
"I stared at a wall for so long I got pattern blindness." (not a real quote)
by You'renotauthorizedtobehere April 30, 2025
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Case Hardened Pattern 387

ohne: time to open a case (he never got Case Hardened Pattern 387)
by thegingerslaveowner May 14, 2025
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Styling my pattern

by P$$Y DE$TROYER69 February 17, 2022
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pattern yourself

Oi stop being so rude and pattern yourself
by anonymous February 17, 2022
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