Half Ounce

Never leave the ounce half full

Big Ounce: Hey what happened to Half Ounce
Small Ounce: I heard he half empty

by Bihh Unce August 18, 2025

Mexican Ounce

For the record, an ounce is 28.3495 grams, not 28.5. The above definition of a mexican ounce is otherwise correct.

This guy uses mexican ounces, so that gram you just bought is really only .8 grams...

by hoe dot hoe September 24, 2023

bounce by the ounce

a cocaine infested bald man in a club dancing like nobodys watching! you would think that he is extremely high but the shocking truth is that he is not on drugs or anything

me: bounce by the ounce
him: oh no that that drugie

by abudbhdqbwhjerdbgy3bqjk3e June 20, 2022

florida ounces

reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.

"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."

"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."

by OKAY THEN KGG February 24, 2022