Dog’s dick end of nowhere

Noun phrase
A very remote place, far away from amenities and other services.

"Sorry I'm late! My car broke down in the dog’s dick end of nowhere."

by Langlophile December 28, 2021

Nowhere Beeps

The phenomenon of hearing beeps in songs when they don’t appear to be real, especially in the Beatles song, “Nowhere Man.”

Guy 1: Dude I’m listening to Rubber Soul, and I swear I here beeps in this song.
Guy 2: Yeah don’t worry, those are just Nowhere Beeps.

by anonymous October 9, 2021

Six Paths To Nowhere

An awesome band based in Warwick, Rhode Island.

Have you heard of Six Paths To Nowhere? They're an awesome band.

by Hmm? January 3, 2005

In the middle of butt fuck nowhere

When one is in the middle of nowhere

I was walking in the field when I noticed I was in the middle of butt fuck nowhere

by Jungusboi December 7, 2024

Bum-fuck Nowhere

A scale mainly used in the New Zealand backcountry to describe the remoteness of a location. This tends to be calculated based on how long it’d take you to travel human powered with the gear you have to the nearest state/national highway.

Mate, this has to be at least a fuckin 9.6 on the Bum-fuck nowhere scale…

by Big O Dowie January 3, 2025

Bridge to nowhere

When you pitch a loaf so long, it touches both shorelines of the toilet.

That loaf was so long, a fly could walk across it and get to the other side of the toilet. Almost like a bridge to nowhere.

by Haywood9 July 6, 2025

Bumfuck Nowhere

"Bumfuck Nowhere" refers to a remote place, somewhere in the middle of nowhere, or a small town where almost nobody visits, so you see the same faces a lot, if any at all, depending on where you are.

"I had to go visit Terri in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere. Why doesn't she just move to the big city already?"

"She's fucking crazy, don't you know? The bitch owns like 12 cats. She's the crazy cat lady who lives in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere."

by FEBREEZEB1TCH3 December 23, 2025