Shnooty noot

smart

you founded quantum physics , you are very shnooty noot

by kaypie__ November 20, 2017

noot

-noot, verb (n-ew-t)
the past tense of "nut". not "nutted", that just sounds ridiculous!

awe man, i just noot all over my sheets.
yeah same, i just noot all over my girl!

by @daneharter February 21, 2017

Noots

The formal version of testicles, used only in the most sophisticated settings, such as black tie events and fancy dinner parties. It must be pronounced in a very high pitched voice, if it is not done in this way it will not be taken seriously.

Example: I accidentally dipped my noots into his wine glass when he wasn't looking.

by Nedge son August 1, 2016

das noots

German deez nuts

"Mien für, have you talked to Miester D yet?"
"Nien, who is this Miester D?"
He is the Miester of Das Noots!"
Jeffery died the following hour.

by A big chicken May 22, 2016

Tis Noots

A formal (archaic?) way of saying the informal: Deez Nuts

Allow us to go for tea. But first, let me adjust tis noots

by Rilakkuma99 June 17, 2016

saltae noots

big salty nuts that girls love

the man showed his saltae noots and the woman jumped all over him.

by g niggra September 21, 2011

Noot

Changing your mind between two choices (potentially multiple times) at the last minute.

He nooted his tips for the footy

by Small kev April 20, 2023