Nonce

Nonce(y) (U.K. Slang for paedophile) - (Adjective) -When someone’s actions, opinion or taste is so bad and so far from the societal norm, that such an actions, opinions or taste could only be shared by a nonce

“Those trainers are shit!”. “Yeah, they’re proper nonce trainers them aren’t they! Don’t know what he was thinking when he bought them!”

“It was a bit noncey that jacket he was wearing, wasn’t it?!”

by U.K. Slang Official December 28, 2021

Nonce

Shakil from economics

You see that guy Shakil from economics. He’s a right nonce!

by saafiiyaa October 14, 2018

Nonce

Danny Rushton is one of the UK's biggest nonces

Liam: Oi cunt, you heard about that nonce Danny Rushton?
Daniel: Yeah, doesn't he shag year 7s?

by Big Boi Shlongz November 27, 2019

Nonce

A British word meaning pedophile/rapist.

"That Kirsten girl is such a nonce"

by Omgkirstencatewrotethishowfun December 2, 2019

Nonce

Someone who acts in a nonsensical manner

Look at Sabatha, he is such a nonce.

by Mark wahlburg October 26, 2018

Nonce

Slang word for pedophile often used by youths

Josh vicarage is a nonce he asked a yr 8 for nudes

by Nonce Hunter January 18, 2019

Nonce

A well constructed argument.

James was losing the debate but then called Simon a nonce. James won the debate by default.

by Nonce-eater 5000 July 30, 2019