When your boy knits a condom, you shit in it and freeze it, then he uses it as a self made "brotisserie"
by Dr Flailgood November 5, 2021
Get the Wooley Mammoth mug.Sorry, I received an absolutely mammothic amount of work which I have today, so I won't be able to come out.
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Get the Mammothic mug.An entity that is as old as time and provides quite the stylish winter coat. Large in size and extinct since the ice age.
"Yo, your mom looks like a mammoth."
"If only she was a little uglier I wouldn't have had to been born."
"If only she was a little uglier I wouldn't have had to been born."
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Get the Swolly Mammoth mug.A game and social annoyance to try with coworkers on slow days or during lunch break. What meat would they eat? If they had a chance to try meat from a Wooly Mammoth, would they? If not what about a unicorn, or a blue whale, or a dinosaur, or a mermaid, or kraken. Get more and more outlandish until they yell at you
C: If wooly mammoths were brought back from extinction, would you eat mammoth meat?
A: No.
C: If unicorns existed, would you eat their meat?
A: No.
C: How about a blue whale?
A: I don’t like seafood
C: Mermaid?
A: I’m not a cannibal
C: The fish part.
A: No on seafood
C: Between that and Mammoth meat what would you have
A: Shut up
A: No.
C: If unicorns existed, would you eat their meat?
A: No.
C: How about a blue whale?
A: I don’t like seafood
C: Mermaid?
A: I’m not a cannibal
C: The fish part.
A: No on seafood
C: Between that and Mammoth meat what would you have
A: Shut up
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Get the Mammoth Meat mug.a woman that cost 6 mana to play, 7 feet tall is a 6/6 & that has trample. "And i thought i had a big sweet tooth" -Gannet, Skysail zoologist
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