A gay guy who is not expected by his family because no one loves him. And he has emotional problems and sleeps way to much, he also has the bsf in the whole world.
Malachi is a faggot
by I want to kill myself January 23, 2020
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by malandjohn March 31, 2020
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Get the Malachi mug.Malachy is a boy who thinks he's a bitchy blond girl from southern California with a big ass, probably soft. His penis is approximately the size of his pinky finger, and just as white. Pale, actually. He is constantly revolving between 'Soul Mates' who are really just girls he thinks are hot, but are way out of his league and weren't really interested in him. He says his goal in life is to be happy, but he's pretty much always complaining.
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