poo mag

Magazine you bring to the bathroom while you do your business.

I lost my poo mag, so I had nothing to read while I dropped a bomb.

by I love crap March 29, 2009

Blue Mags

Noun; The unsatisfied and disappointed feeling that arises when a trip to the shooting range ends abruptly due to unforseen circumstances before a single shot is fired. Similar to Blue Balls, but involving guns, not ejaculation.

"My buddy and I loaded up about 1000 rounds of ammo last night, and when we got to the range today, it was closed due to vandalism. Now we have a serious case of blue mags..."

by Thisguy41487 May 28, 2014

tagged with the mag

Shot by a Magnum .357. Popularized in Body Count's "Talk Shit, Get Shot"

"Yo, that G got tagged with the Mag!"

by Doc Aut July 19, 2014

Fast-mags

Fast-mags is a rare occurrence where a man doesn’t need a moment of cool down after nutting and can just keep going.

Dude, I had Fast-mags on the other night and nutted five times in a row!

by I eat crayons May 30, 2019

Wrag mag

A person's hairy asshole.

No dawg. I ain't eating your wrag mag

by Nicky Egss June 23, 2016

mo-mag

hoMOsexual MAGnet. A (usually straight) woman who attracts homosexual friends.

Cindy is always going out dancing with her gay friends.
Yes, she's quite the mo-mag.

by rollingwriter January 18, 2017

Mag Dumping

The sexual act of shitting, pissing, cumming, and spitting on a partner all at the same time.

Hey Tim, I straight started mag dumping on Catherine last night.

by MynameCope October 30, 2023