loon

stupid Canadian wolf bird

loon: *calls*

Ilya: "wtf was that?"
Shane: "a loon...?"
Ilya: "a what"
Shane: "It's a loon. It's a bird."
Ilya: "sounds like a f*cking wolf."
Shane: "its a bird trust me. you're so scared"
Ilya: "what kind of bird makes noise like that?"
Shane: "a loon. its a bird, trust me. a f*cking wolf?"
Ilya: "stupid canadian wolf bird."
Shane: *makes loon call that was basically saying get away from my territory*
Ilya: "oh so now you speak bird too."
Shane: "fluent"
Ilya: "I hate you"
Shane: "no you don't"

by eddie555 February 20, 2026