Lettuce parxie

lettuce parxies are cutie pies that listen to waterparks, have green hair, and are way too nice for their own good

OH FUCK look at that lettuce parxie. So cool. So cool.

by LETTUCEY May 19, 2021

latin lettuce

Marijuana, camnnabis, weed.

Pass dat Latin Lettuce main.

by xzybit February 8, 2005

Crotch lettuce

The proceeds of prostitution. The money received in payment for sex.

Kara made mad crotch lettuce last week. Kara's short on cash so she's gonna go make some crotch lettuce tonight.

by Devonatorr February 22, 2009

Love Lettuce

A polite term that is used to describe a womans vagina in mixed or young company. Often used at Dinner Parties.

Jane : where is Mary today?
Fiona : Did I not tell you? She is having some restorative surgery done on her love lettuce.

by Spankysmagicpiano June 15, 2008

cheese-lettuce

A type of fungus on your testicles.

Quinn: Whats that on your testicles Henrique?
Henrique: Its just some cheese-lettuce.

by Nisesh August 10, 2019

Lettuce Club

A club where you have experiment with lettuce

A: Oh look! It's the lettuce club
B: What is that thing!!??
C: It is a very cool club that you have a very cool experiment with lettuce.
B: That sounds cool, let's join
A; YEAH!!!

by LittleBlueGuy February 16, 2020

wrinkly lettuce

Large labia with that resembles a lettuce leaf

Bob refused to go down on jean because she had a fanny like a wrinkly lettuce.

by BlumpkinPro2008 October 1, 2017