Mr Krabbed

When a person is consumed in some way by the holy power of one Mr Krabs, owner and operator of the Krusty Krab chain of ocean-based burger restaurants. Those who have been Mister Krabbed's first symptom is usually an obsession with both making and saving money, which is followed by the person's laughter sounding like that of Mr Krabs: "Agagagagagaga!". Eventually, the affected takes on the physical characteristics of Mr Krabs. There is no cure for the disease, and it has a 97.6543994% mortality rate. Over 64,000,000 people have been affected globally.

Dude 1: "Hey Dude, when we go to Universal Studios we should totally check out that SpongeBob float!"
Dude 2: "Yes we shall me boy, Agagagagagaga!"
Dude 1: "Oh my god, I can't believe it. You've been Mr Krabbed! Hurry, get to the ED right away!"

by The Butt Dictionary October 28, 2021

Krusty Krab

Not Patrick Star.

I'm not a Krusty Krab!

by THICK JUICY MEATS November 1, 2021

krab

a money-obsessed mutated megalomaniacal crab, who likes touching up men

bruh stop being such a krab, joe

by krabz69420 September 23, 2021

krab

An extreme version of the word ‘bitch’.

‘that girl gave me a dirty look, she’s such a krab’
adjective: the krabe woman

by Lobekah June 8, 2021

Krab Gatez

The best player on Minecraft realm, Debonair, and also the son of Bill Gates, the creator of Microsoft.

Dude I pissed of Krab Gatez!
Man he’s going to get his dad, Bill Gates, to ban you

by Joe Nuts 69 July 2, 2021

Kansas Krimson Krabs

Alternate form for KKK, a phrase for the STD “crabs”, but sounds way cooler!

Dude 1- “Yo there’s Jessica, doesn’t she have crabs?”

Dude 2- “Nah she got the Kansas Krimson Krabs

by no name man May 18, 2022

mr krabs

canabalism

krabby pattie's are krab therefore mr krabs is canabalism

by smartysmartie223 December 26, 2021