Illusional Time Theory

The theory that time does not exist, popularized by British scientist Julian Barbour. It states that our minds have created time to keep everything from happening all at once, meaning everything that has ever happened and everyone who has ever been born all happened at the same time.

The Illusional Time Theory states that since time does not exist, people and things like Jesus, dinosaurs, Hitler, Led Zeppelin, the U.S. moon landing and the sinking of the Titanic all happened at the same time.

by CelticEagle February 17, 2019

lost in illusions

When you are as high as fucked and everything you see seems like you are in Narnia and you start seeing things like Alice in "Alice in Wonderland". Mostly it is caused by shrooms or other drugs that can cause delusions or plays your mind.

Merwin: Dudeeee.. I was lost in illusions last night because of the shrooms that you gave me.

Rupert: Damn Bro! I didn't give them to you, you stole them from me!

by Shadyshadowmoon March 28, 2019

Obstacle Illusion

you have to get around the truth of the statement to see the falsehood it holds

Now I see how our relationship was an obstacle illusion.

by sdawgio December 6, 2019

hoptical illusion

1. The effects of brewing on the eyesight causing things / people to seem different to reality
2. Anything seen through beer goggles

"Wow!! Check out that stunner over the other end of the bar!"
"Nah mate, she's a hoptical illusion"

by Marvel dee cee June 22, 2017

illusion-hacks

Illusion-hacks a cheat provider for games which are always undetected.

Man, are you cheating?
Yes?
What are you using?
Well, Illusion-Hacks.
Ok, I am going to buy that! ;)
Yeah, it's undetected.

by IzzyMichiel March 8, 2017

The optical illusion

Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.

I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!

by Dump truck January 2, 2017

Stripper Illusion

Someone’s bust and bum are so big that it makes the tummy area look smaller or nonexistent.

This is named after the exotic dancers because most of them have these features.

She has a fupa, it’s the stripper illusion.

by GhettoMaryMary May 12, 2020