What the hap is fuckening

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.

Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"

by MizzBean August 24, 2025

hap lum

the sacramental symbolic baptism of a feline mammal in the Catholic Church; the act of baptizing a cat

Sister Mary Theresa! My pet cat Rutabaga will receive hap lum today! Rutabaga will now make it to heaven! Yay!

by TacoBear2000 December 4, 2025

hap

The action of hopping out of joy

Person 1: Dude you have 1,000 followers!
Person 2: Wait really? I am go hap now

by Daesi April 4, 2024

Haps

Internet slang for “congrats”, “cheers”, “happy birthday”, “props”, etc.

“Haps on getting that new job Dan!” “Tonight we celebrate our victory, Haps!” “Haps Tony, 18 is a big birthday” “I gotta give you haps”

by I Like To Define Words November 29, 2021

haps

will the thrill

"finisher farmed"

"bigs haps from will the thrill"

by Esteece March 16, 2024

HAP

HOT ASS PUSSY

"Damn, That girl Faith made me bust too fast, she had that HAP!"

by MuffDyver69 July 11, 2022