John Cena:" I already sang the fuckin national anthem now what u want"
Soldier:" Now u take this rat poison and tell the world how good it is"
John Cena:" wtf is lou gan ma?"
Soldier:" it is a mix of rat piss, fired horse cock and your family"
John Cena:"Like shit im eatin this"
Soldier:"Just record u eatin and u get the 20k is ez, chau ni ma"
Soldier:" Now u take this rat poison and tell the world how good it is"
John Cena:" wtf is lou gan ma?"
Soldier:" it is a mix of rat piss, fired horse cock and your family"
John Cena:"Like shit im eatin this"
Soldier:"Just record u eatin and u get the 20k is ez, chau ni ma"
by Jow Bidan May 4, 2021
Get the Lou Gan Ma mug.1. An annual, no-holds-barred gathering of retired (and a few still-standing) Police legends—plus one honorary hydro guy—held at a cottage in Gananoque. Defined by excessive drinking, unapologetically repeated war stories, relentless chirping, and euchre games that should come with a warning label.
2. A sacred weekend of floating on pontoons, forgetting the rules, making up new ones, and calling out whoever passed out first. Celebrated continuously for over three decades—this isn’t a party, it’s an institution.
> "He survived 30 years on the job but folded first round of the Gan Games—rookie move."
Origin: Named after Gananoque, the laid-back battleground of choice. “Games” refers to the unspoken contests of tolerance, wit, and who gets roasted hardest before noon.
2. A sacred weekend of floating on pontoons, forgetting the rules, making up new ones, and calling out whoever passed out first. Celebrated continuously for over three decades—this isn’t a party, it’s an institution.
> "He survived 30 years on the job but folded first round of the Gan Games—rookie move."
Origin: Named after Gananoque, the laid-back battleground of choice. “Games” refers to the unspoken contests of tolerance, wit, and who gets roasted hardest before noon.
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