Flashbang

A video, image, or bit of text that throws the viewer off, and immediately shaves away any previous assumptions about possible routes a story may take.

An example of a flashbang:

Anon1: Do real kids actually not like broccoli?

Anon2: I was poor so we had nothing but microwave shit and ramen. I didn't try broccoli until I was in JR high and I was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. >>I wish I could have fucked my friend's mom.<<

Billy: I was watching this video of cats making cute noises, and the guy who posted it Flashbanged me with an image of a gaping manhole.

Steve: Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.

by munchiesnOOb November 30, 2023

Flashbanged myself

When you masturbate and hit yourself in the eye during the cumshot

I was just jerking off and fucking flashbanged myself

by Thatshowyougetants2257 July 28, 2023

Mexican Flashbang

When a Mexican guy nuts in your eyes and gritos in your ear.

I cant wait until I can Mexican flashbang Becky tonight

by GorditaCrunch August 27, 2023

The brown flashbang

You take diarrhea and the materials for a pipe bomb and make 2 cylinders and fill one up with diarrhea and one with gunpowder.

Its used in the same way as a normal flashbang but a big mess is added and it can blind the enemies with shit

The military uses The Brown Flashbang instead of the normal flashbang

by Funny goober April 25, 2022

The brown flashbang

When you make a pipe bomb but add an extra pipe that has diorrhea in it to blind enemies with shit

The military uses the brown flashbang instead of normal flashbangs

by Funny goober April 25, 2022

Flashbang beef patty

A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.

Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty

by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022

Chinese Flashbang

when you have a micropenis and you fuck a girls ear and cum inside

Dude i totally just Chinese Flashbanged a girl last night.

Man, you never told me you got a MICROPENIS.
NONONOO-. .

by ThatOneIrishGuy May 2, 2022