Diddley Doink

Someone who thinks it's hilarious being a fuckwit.

Hey bro that diddley doink over there just shat his pants and thinks it's funny

by Alf Hart November 3, 2008

Double Doink

When you attempt a game winning field goal but miss by hitting both the cross bar and the upright.

Yo did you see the bears lose. The field goal attempt at the end was a fucking double doink

by Somerando January 6, 2019

Doink Wad

A dismissive phrase used to describe inappropriate and illogical speach, ideas,actions or even apparent motivations.Sometimes used in subjective fashion.

I first heard this phrase used by my daughter in Kearneysville Wv.

Can you believe he said that to her? What a doink wad!

by Dura-Papa November 30, 2009

dicky doink

Dicky doink is when two guys bang dickheads together during a three way with a hot chick

Dude , how embarrassing you dicky doinked me when we hit Sheila with that three way last week .

by gunny1968 April 30, 2014

Queef doinking

When a girl spontaneously materbates while wondering around her house which results in queefing

Dang girl I couldn't stop queef doinking around the house today!

by Forest H July 13, 2017

LIL Doink

A small joint packed full of weed and used as a dildo.

hey will you pass the LIL Doink? I want to please myself.

by LIL D-oink May 3, 2019

dumpster doinking

Getting a little action behind a dumpster

Jimbo and Debbie were dumpster doinking Saturday night at the trailer park.

by Fact Checked January 10, 2018