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Strictly Desserts

The flavour destination to celebrate memories and quench sweet cravings.

A tub of joy enjoyed by 1 to 85 year olds..!
Best revenge is to enjoy a tub of Strictly Desserts when your brother is down with cold..!
by Strictly Desserts January 31, 2022
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the dessert is really there

You see it now right there! See it again, look for it again. There’s nothing like it out there, it’s inn this. Now you know what it is for you.
Look the dessert is really there. “?look where? “ the desert is so there! Girl look for you dessert. Rashondraa. “Haha no wtf girl i know it’s right here
by Honeymoonsonearth April 2, 2022
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Sex Dessert

sex dessert is like whatever videos u watch or memes u look at or whatever on ur phones together after a solid fuck
last time we fucked and u started watching videos of people fighting kangaroos for dessert i wanted u to fuck me again, you have such good taste in sex dessert
by Blambi December 25, 2020
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The 3 course dessert

When you put chocolate fudge on your dick and peanut butter on your balls to have your girl suck the fudge off while your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls. Then for the 3rd course you put whipped cream on your ass hole for an assouffle.
My friends asked me why my girlfriend looked bloated last night. So I told them that I gave her the 3 course dessert before bed.
by Mountain.greywolf April 9, 2021
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dessert

A slang term for "post-credit scenes"
I thought the movie was over, but the dessert really surprised me with that hilarious post-credit scene!
by Emotional Cruiser August 30, 2025
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Dessert Time Bomb

When you cream-pie a woman anally, and you are waiting for her squat over your chest and take a shit.
Cameron came in her asshole, and patiently waited for his dessert time bomb.
by Westridge Boyz October 19, 2025
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The Devil’s dessert

When you eat out the arse of your sexual partner and they fark in your mouth.
“Hey did you hear I got “The Devil’s dessert” last night while eating out a chicks fart box?!”
by Dessert_eater January 5, 2026
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