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Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome

A constant issue among humans where a lot of bad decisions are because the person committing them want to look, be, or act better than the people around them.
Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.
1: Jeff's a pedophile, we found him with a 14 year old girl. That's why we're not hanging out with him anymore.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.

3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.
by Prowlerswag June 1, 2023
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bad bitch competitions

When your boyfriend/ any man wants to compete with you in every little thing
Girl why my man just just walked off mid argument and slammed the door he must wanna have bad bitch competitions.
by Bad bitch competitions June 21, 2023
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Spacking Competition

Almost the same to the Spack Attack, apart from the fact that this time there are at least 2 or more people participating in the Spack Attack, hence it being a compeition.

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Spack No.1 and No.2 *Spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack* - through the Xbox Mic hearable to an entire Youtube live stream

Nitrix Warlord (GTA Livestream Youtuber): "Yo I don't know who's doing the spacking competition bro. but uhm..."
by Jack Spank9049 June 30, 2023
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Competitive dating

1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count
1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship

2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.
by nyxusz March 3, 2023
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Ranked Competitive Sex

"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."
by Cousin Throckmorton December 10, 2023
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competitive stalking

Competitive stalking involves 2 or more parties competing to stalk one's social media and trying to find out information on someone's life through social media. The winner is the one who finds out the most information within a certain timeframe. The profile being stalked is be a fictional profile which is set up by someone and cannot participate in that round of the game.
Want to play competitive stalking? Chloe will set up the profile while me and Yuna will be the 'stalker'!
by film divers August 7, 2023
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