Uber competitive

Holding nothing sacred but winning/dominating.

The uber competitive girl thought everything in life was about winning/dominating.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

micturition competition

A nice, clever, and quite suitable-for-work way of saying pissing contest. Perfect for business meetings that degenerate into pointless arguments.

"Wow, Rod and Paul sure turned that discussion into a micturition competition."
"Gentleman, let's take a moment before this obvious micturition competition goes any further."
"If I'd known this meeting was going to turn into a micturition competition I'd have worn old shoes."

by BandageMan September 8, 2022

The Unusual Competition

The best Object Camp on Discord where only the chaddest of chads habit (except cardy fuck you). The camp consists of 24 EPIC GAMERS that are battling for something idk man i forgor. Some of the more notorious epic gamers being Shapey, Sunday Static, Fungi, A, and of course, Bingus. trisdeez

hey ever heard of The Unusual Competition?
stfu jerry

by Juno i love you May 28, 2022

The Unusual Competition

The Unusual Competition is the best Discord camp. EVER. Only the chaddest of chads compete in this camp, where if you lose (haha you suck), you face elimination where one of the contestants will get eliminated. Maybe two if the sigma host, Italian Milk, feels like it. Some EPIC GAMERS that compete are Diceman, Cosplayer, Spirit, Shapey, Lance, Limby, and especially and most importantly, Bingus (i love you bingus marry me). trisdeez

hey dude have you ever heard of the unusual competition?
stfu gary

by Juno i love you May 29, 2022

Cock-sucking competition

when people gather men's dicks and see who can suck their cocks bettwer

avery: ben, i need your dick for the Cock-sucking competition
ben: u better win or else i will rail you

by mr.dongsucker March 19, 2022

over-the-top competitive

When someone always wants to be the best or be on top of everything and everyone

Person 1 : Yo bro I'm better at skating than you!
Person 2 : Yeah bet

Person 3: omg he's like so over-the-top competitive!

by Humankiller16 February 2, 2022

Wet t-shirt competition game

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper

“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”

by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020