Coldplay concert

The euphemism for when you're going out to cheat on your partner but want to keep it a secret.

Man 1: Oi, where were you last night mate? You could've come to the pub.
Man 2: Nah, I was out at a Coldplay concert.
Man 1: Ah, you player!

by Tawgtdrt July 18, 2025

COLDPLAYED

COLDPLAYED
/ˈkouldˌpleid/ – verb

1. The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public, usually during major events.

2. To be seen at the wrong place with the wrong person at the wrong time.

“Bro thought he was safe in a crowd of 80,000. He got Coldplayed hard.”

Synonyms: Gotcha’d, Busted, Publicly Played

Related Terms:
Gotcha’d – secret getaway spot for lovers
Snapture – when someone snaps a pic that ruins your life
Clandestigram – when your secret moment gets posted online

by Johnpokerchip July 18, 2025

Coldplayed

The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public, usually during major events.

"bro thought he was safe in a crowd of 80,000. Dude just got coldplayed."

by Martinchris July 18, 2025

COLDPLAYED

The act of being caught in public with your sidepiece and exposed via viral video.

The CEO got coldplayed with his mistress at the concert last weekend.

by KingJax July 18, 2025

Coldplayed

1. The art of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public. Usually during major events.
2. To be seen at the wrong place, with the wrong person , at the wrong time..

That dude thought he was safe in a crowd of 80,000., but he got Coldplayed hard!!

by Balloon knot July 18, 2025

COLDPLAYED

1. To be publicly outed for cheating — especially at a major event.
2. To get caught on camera with the wrong person at the worst possible time.

Thought he was safe in a crowd of 80,000. He got Coldplayed — hard.

by MarcHaycook July 18, 2025

coldplayed

Getting exposed cheating at a major concert. Double points if it's called out by the artist/band. Triple points if it's called out by the band Coldplay.

Astronomer CEO Andy Byron was coldplayed with Kristin Cabot at a Coldplay concert.

by vivthishandleisalreadyinuse July 18, 2025