claim

peeing on your significant other in the shower

“Yo man, I’m gonna claim Sarah later tonight.”
“Gross, dude.”

by bflamey January 10, 2019

claim jumper

(Noun) 1. Claim Jumper - one who, even when better concentrates are available for free, will instead acquire and consume reclaim by any means necessary. (Reclaim Noun is defined as the substance that forms inside of a device used to smoke marijuana concentrates with heavy usage.)

"Bryan is such a claim jumper - This rig's joint was almost clogged but now it is damn near crystal clear and he is high as fuck."

by AndoranGambler October 3, 2017

claim punk

to claim punk is to claim to be a part of the punk lifestyle because of x, y, x reasons

x, y, and z tend to be justifications based on style or external perception of their person, rather than their upholding the values of a punk lifestyle in action and solidarity (the values of punk being free-speech, self-expression, rebellion against oppressive and exclusive social systems)

"So you saw him purposefully ignore an act of injustice being committed against someone of a systemically oppressed identity?"

"Yeah, but then he showed me his r/joydivison posts, so he can claim punk."

"Didn't he argue in favor of hate speech based on the free market of ideas theory? He told me he thought every idea needed to be discussed and given space for discussion."
"Well, he's wrong about that. But, when he isn't arguing for arguments' sake, he plays in a sick band."
"Oh right, that pit was insane. He claims punk for sure."

by cap hill cutie May 3, 2018

Claim Your Tits

When a woman puts on a push up bra and it pushes her "tits" together

Yo man look at how close her tits are in that push up bra. (Claim your tits)

by timdaddy125 May 26, 2020

Claimed cocksucker

A person who sucks their significant others cock and no one else's.

Awww, you're my claimed cocksucker.

by JayRock69 June 3, 2023

Claim

To let everybody know that somebody is yours.

I have a lot of hire but I only claim one of em fr

by Fortheladiestbh June 13, 2023

double-standardised claiming

the act of unfaithfully claiming another person while continuing to label them as a slag in response to the feeling of repeated rejection of the highest level

Soup (Tomato): Hey carrot… You’re looking real tasty today… let me have a nibble

Carrot: No - you’re literally tomato soup. Eugh.

Soup: You little slag

This is double-standardised claiming.

by zebsandmegs4ever June 28, 2023