Chattanooga chapter book

This was thought up by my friend George. When you shit in someone’s ass crack and then clap there cheeks together.

“I gave my girlfriend a hot Chattanooga chapter book”

by Invader zyn May 26, 2024

Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 3

A terrible season with cars

Fortnite pro:Fortnite Chapter 5 season 3 is so ass
Kid:wdym,it's amazing with all those cars and turrets
Fortnite pro:that's why you'll never get earnings

by G3AFastboy17 May 28, 2024

Chapter 39

Fuck.

Based on John Marr's Keep it in the Family book Chapter 39.

Go Chapter 39 yourself.
Let's Chapter 39.

by Le Swish February 14, 2024

Armaments Chapter 2:9-21

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”

"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"

by ﾠ February 28, 2022

Resident Evil The Final Chapter

The worst movie in a movie series full of turds. The movie is poorly shot, boring and extremely pointless as it ends on a cliffhanger. Just a woeful movie in general and another disgrace to the Resident Evil franchise.

Resident Evil The Final Chapter was so, so bad.

by Snideguy3093 March 2, 2022