Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship
My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex
by posting for a friend September 23, 2016
Get the post breakup penis disorder mug.When your partner acts progressively more obnoxious and insensitive, forcing you to break up with THEM, thus achieving their true goal without undue drama or bloodshed.
My wife has been drunkenly chasing our pool boy and the maid, cracking jokes subtly at my expense and flirting with the tennis pro at our country club. It’s a stealth breakup, she forced me to do the deed myself by acting so obnoxiously.
by Thunder lord January 30, 2018
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by Makiyah Jade October 16, 2019
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Visitor: "What is that awful noise?"
You: "Oh that's my neighbor's breakup crying. She'll be done in a few days."
You: "Oh that's my neighbor's breakup crying. She'll be done in a few days."
by DiamondDahl October 14, 2011
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"How is that show you were watching?"
"Oh! They killed off my favorite character. The show and I had a series breakup. The show isn't what it used to be. I cannot finish it."
"Oh! They killed off my favorite character. The show and I had a series breakup. The show isn't what it used to be. I cannot finish it."
by Vivienne Hawthorn March 2, 2023
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