bloop job

derived from bloops (to poop) a bloop job is similar to a russian jackit/titty fuck except with the butt cheeks.

My girlfriend gave me an awesome bloop job last night, especially when she clenched her cheeks and firmed 'em up

by coborder April 7, 2008

bloop shlump

The most dumbest thing anyone can possibly say or perform. Usually refered to the act of one playing with another one's tits of the same gender. Most commonly known as to make one shit themself out of pure astonishment if used in excess. Also known as entertaing one's sick disturbing mind.

Yes you gay ho...it means to fuck with one's tits.

PERSON A: Hey Bob, what is cracking?
PERSON B: Not much. Just walking with my shirt off.
PERSON A: (bloop shlumps PERSON B and runs away laughing and pissing his pants)
PERSON B: (no longer in the situation due to one shitting themself )

by JoeyB. July 6, 2007

bloo-bloop!

used in MSN minesweeper, bloo-bloop! is used to signify "that sucks." or "haha! sucks to be you!"

"Man, Jason Jensen just ran over my dog."
"bloo-bloop!"

"www.homestarrunner.com hasn't updated their site in 2 weeks!"
"bloo-bloop!"

by --3993-- June 28, 2005

bloo bloop

undercover gay while acting gay

you see him over there?"bloo bloop"

by Cumanchi November 1, 2007

Bloop Nut

Having to urinate so intensely that your testicles feel the same pain as when experiencing "blue balls"

Let me in I'm rolling bloop nut!

by Jessejames May 9, 2012

bloppity-bloops

An interjection used to cut someone off in the middle of a boring or erroneous sentence.

Person A: "So yesterday I went to the garden to plant some..."

Person B: "BAH! Bloppity-bloops!"

by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2008

bloop ride

An urban rental car. A bloop ride may be earned in exchange for a favor, money, drugs or sex. It is advisable to use a bloop ride if you're going to commit a crime so the car can't be traced to you.

(Court transcript:)

Q. Whose vehicle were you using at the time?
A. Man, I don't know. It was just a bloop ride I got off a friend of my brother's girlfriend who owed me money. Know'm sayin?

by JeanneBop January 29, 2008