Beige

The lamest color ever. The ohio of colors. It is only blah and will always be blah.

John: I like the color beige Nate: Shut UP! we aren't friends anymore.

by Eff.The.Idiot September 16, 2020

beige rainbows

The ticky tacky look of things looking the same.

The housing complex is classic beige rainbows.

These houses all look the same. Like a beige rainbow? Yes

by anonymous November 2, 2020

Beige Balls

Swelling and discoloration of testicles that give off the illusion of being beige. A product of neglecting ejaculation via intercourse. Most commonly experienced by patients who go by the name “Dave.”

Person 1: “Yo that boy get no play”
Person 2: “Yeah I know, nigga got beige balls lmao XD”

by MustardandKetchup22 January 15, 2024

Beige Balls

Swelling and discoloration of testicles that gives off the illusion of beige coloring. A product of negligence of ejaculation via intercourse, most common with patients who go by the name “Dave”.

Person 1: “Yo that boy get no play”
Person 2: “yea brother got some beige balls lmao XD”

by MustardandKetchup22 January 15, 2024

Millennial beige

Referring to the obsession a certain age group has with the color beige, be it interior or fashion. Everything must be beige. Often confused with “minimalism”.

All of my millennial friends are obsessed with millennial beige! They all have beige baby rooms! That baby will grow up with an understimulated brain.

by ItsRebekkaT January 18, 2024

Kisky is the new Beige

when someone/or something is getting really boring and you just have to say it.

Guy Uno: Look at her
Guy 2: Yeah, she's fine, Kisky is the new Beige

by Oslemen April 27, 2023

Beige Volvo

Rap duo founded in Ontario, Canada, notable for their song "Heat" which went viral in late 2021.

"Did you listen to the new Beige Volvo track?"

"Yeah homie that shit was HEAT"

by FritoMatt November 5, 2021