The Bear

A traumatic experience with a bear which causes an individual to chase people acting like a bear screaming "THE BEAR, THE BEAR, THE BEAR, THE BEAR!"

Emma: "OMG Jack, you know that girl Philipineness in our class?"

Jack: "Yeah what about her?"

Emma: "Apparentally she does The Bear to people all the time".

Jack: "Yeah that chick is weird! I hear she squeezed Allison's boobs so hard that she got bruises on them!"

Emma: "Oh yuck. She has issues."

by Mr Mczy December 9, 2008

bear

big burely gay guy

tristan is a big ass bear

by troubledmidget February 21, 2013

bears?

a simple way of saying "I want some crack"

I want some Bears?

by Weylin Patrick May 16, 2004

Bears

Bears is another way of expressing disappointment when something unfortunate occurs.

Phil: "I got fired today..."
Kurt: "That's fuckin bears"

So Pluto's not a planet anymore...fuckin bears.

by Kurt McCrohan August 14, 2007

the bear

a man bby the name of Stephen. At least a 2 second pause between the and bear.

"Hey, the ---- bear"

by kourshirou Izumi October 25, 2003

bear

1. A badass American animal that eats fish and humans if they piss them off
2. A big hairy homosexual who are really fun to wrestle with (if you're gay)

woman: "AHHHHH there's a bear near our campsite!"
homosexual: "Yayyyy!"
homosexual (naked): Here you go you big muscly bear, come and get it!
bear: (stands and growls at homosexual)
homosexual (naked): "OH SHIT ITS AN ACTUAL BEAR!!!"

by Dubiks November 12, 2018

bear

to take a long time

ah dat task will take bear time!

by nettou May 2, 2006