barrett

Derived from the collectively gen-z hated joke of a woman, Amy Coney Barrett, a barrett describes a comedically stupid individual.

Person 1: Did you see that kid that told a Native American to go back to her country?
Person 2: Yeah he's an ugly ass barrett, just like his mother

by swimchunky October 28, 2020

Barrett

Barretts are most commonly seen in Eastern Asia, with documented cases of migration as far as the US and outlying territories. They are known for their abnormally small phallus and distinct mating call "AHOYAHOYAHOYA". Barretts require no extravagant courting routine due to their affinity for females of the lowest standards.

"Don't be a Barrett, you can do better than her"

"The animal with the smallest phallus on earth is the Barrett"

-"AHOYAHOYAHOYA"
- "WTF was that?"
- "Don't worry, it's just a Barrett"

by AsianSlayer January 14, 2021

The Barrett

When your girl slips her finger up your pooper, makes you jizz on your self then forces you to lick her hand clean

My friend went to Amsterdam and got The Barrett

by PBC92 April 15, 2021

The Flying Barrett

The monster known to walk the halls of Notre Dame Academy. The Flying Barrett is an object of hate for Boston College High School. Anyone who has hooked up with The Flying Barrett will forever be rashed on. The Flying Barrett is a close relative to the Flying Dutchman, hence the name. There are unconfirmed reports that The Flying Barrett is a leading member of the notorious Munching Men gang of Melrose.

Also see: The Barrett

Guy 1: Dude guess who Reed hooked up with at the party last night?

Guy 2: Who?

Guy 1: The Flying Barrett!! Haha

Guy 2: Oh no, not again. Is he still alive after that?

by biscy March 14, 2012

Barrette

Imagine the typical neckbeard and make him 100 times worse. A Barrette is a person with the most undesirable and worst possible traits you can think of all wrapped up into a 5 foot 9, 400 pound frame.

That guys is such a barrette.

by GODHIMSELF:) January 28, 2023

Jennifer Barrett

A cosmic being made of pure love. A Goddess with such unbelievably rare love and radiant beauty that upon a single glance, will forever fill the soul with true happiness and a never ending love.

I will always love you Jennifer Barrett said Daniel Perez

by SnorkelD October 17, 2023

Jordan Barrett

PSL God in his natural form, Former MOGGER and every looksmaxxers second or third fave idol.

Jordan Barrett; Yo Chico
"precides to mog"

by Fanum tax November 20, 2023