A bailey is what you would call a simple man at day with no emotions or feelings. But at night he turns into the weeabooer. The Bailey will rape weeaboos ears inorder to extract the fine nectar of the ear, you might know this as ear wax. After extracting the wax he will put it into the cacoon of a moth. He will then kill the weeaboo by placing he’s ass on there face till they suffocate. The wax filled cacoon is that mixed with the Burnt remains of Jews, than placed in a safe filled with baby vomit, smashed banana, the blood of a inicent homo, bbc jizz and the feces of a young and limba lamb. The safe is than set aside in a freezer in a firetruck for 6-8 years before he opens it and rubs that sweet sweet nectar in his belly button, and if there are left overs he will inject it into his veins to get one last high. A healthy Bailey should make a nectar safe every night.
by Bashey August 20, 2018
Get the Bailey mug.A VERY short girl. Often called midget, or short stuff. VERY loud, and outgoing. She's very good at making a Snooki poof. "Bailey" likes to party and get crazy off of mountain dew.
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Bailey is a loving girl and helps you with everything. They usually come with blond and brown and and gray and blue eyes
Friend: yo did you see that hot girl over there. I think her name was bailey
Other friend: no no no that’s Bailey you don’t stand a chance
Other friend: no no no that’s Bailey you don’t stand a chance
by Elizabeth rocket December 16, 2019
Get the Bailey mug.A lovely bailiff, she does her job well. Bailey is the sweetest little bean even though she’s tall. Super duper talented and shines like a lovely star. Someone who is always there to listen and always there to laugh.
by Sweater lint December 22, 2019
Get the Bailey mug.Bailey’s are sweet,kind, and sexy.Baileys usually like volleyball or softball , just really likes sports and is down to earth you know, she’s someone you could share a blunt with. Baileys are the one type of girl that can make you fall just by one smile. She will make you laugh and joke about negative things. Sure she might be sweet and innocent but if she’s your girl you will see a whole new side of her. She loves to bit the bottom lip and is good at giving head. Bailey is just a great person over all.❤️❤️
Dude1:WOW bailey don’t bit to hard
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Guy1: wow look at bailey she’s just so sweet
Guy2: and I heard she gives good head, she’s like the perfect girl man
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Guy1: wow look at bailey she’s just so sweet
Guy2: and I heard she gives good head, she’s like the perfect girl man
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