kardashian workout

Going to the gym, sitting on a piece of exercise equipment and engaging with your cell phone.

I went to the gym today and couldn't tear myself away from Facebook. It was, a Kardashian workout.

by theecomicguy July 7, 2017

TV Workout

When your kids argue over what to watch on TV and end up physically fighting. This is rather uncontrollable and unable for many parents to stop because of their inner strength and physical movement.

I can't stand the kids, they had a TV workout over what to watch.

by LeilaSP March 8, 2019

Garrison Workout

Exercising with Shake Weight and Squat Magic at the same time.

Bebe had a Garrison Workout with Mimsy and Nathan this afternoon.

by Tree House Eikaiwa July 12, 2018

Secret Pre-Workout

The term Secret Pre-Workout is used to refer to a form of extra energy and motivation obtained after a gym-bro goes through a break up. They can usually be identified by wearing hoodies and lifting impossible weight since they are "going through it."

"Have you seen Chad pulling 315 on deadlift!?" "Yeah bro, I heard he got the secret pre-workout."

by JimmyJohnJones07 March 29, 2023

gullet workout

It's wjen you make use of a dildo and practice oral sex with it until you get to the real stuff :3 ^w^

"He practiced doing gullet workouts until he got used to it and i got the best orgasm ever."

by kawaii bitch :> May 8, 2023

Athletic Workout

Anything involved with lifting very light weight and doing a bunch of running and cardio. An individual who does an athletic workout is someone who used to do bodybuilding but found it quite difficult to lift heavy consistently, thus choosing the easy way out of intense lifting sessions.

Darbs: Yo JJ are we lifting heavy today?
JJ: Nah bro I'm going to be doing an athletic workout, good luck tho!

by aluminum ballsack July 9, 2023

Goose workout

Apparently a type of workout to Sarah farquad

I’m doing a goose workout

by Waytoolegendary December 29, 2020