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Vlad 9C

A: you look like David 9C
B:so close im Vlad 9C
by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024
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Vlad the Impala

Small, timid, African game animal. Or a rather unimpressive active homosexual.
At 150 kgs, with a two inch fuze, Vlad the Impala terrorised his local gay bar to loud shouts of “Is it in yet?” from his victims.
by Maggie T November 24, 2025
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Vlad

A person who doesn’t pull any female below 6’0 (while he is a solid 5’5). Friendly advice, stop going for them trees, Vlad.
Look at their height difference, he’s such a Vlad.
by TKYTheGoat100 January 16, 2025
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Vlad Day

The Day where Vladimir Guerrero Jr hits a home run and brings balance to the universe.
God I love Vlad Day, it’s my favorite. I never want it to end.
by Baby Clown April 15, 2025
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Vlad Day

The day where Vladimir Guerrero Jr ends our suffering and hits a home run.
by Baby Clown April 15, 2025
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Rares Vlad

A "Rares Vlad" embodies the zenith of achievement across all facets of life. This individual is the epitome of success, boasting a flourishing career that commands respect and admiration. People not only look up to a Rares Vlad but are genuinely inspired by their accomplishments and presence.

When a Rares Vlad enters a room, an almost palpable shift occurs. Notably, girls are often left in awe, captivated by their aura of confidence and success. This isn't just about physical appearance, but the entire package: the thriving career, the palpable respect from peers, and an undeniable charisma that makes them the center of attention and aspiration.

In essence, a Rares Vlad is the ultimate benchmark for a life lived to its fullest potential – a walking testament to what it means to have it all.
Damn, he just got another promotion, his side hustle is booming, and everyone hangs on his every word. He's a total Rares Vlad.
by Hatzmaster1976 June 2, 2025
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Vlad

An amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Vlad is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Vlad in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Vlad is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Vlad wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls also want to be him.
Vlad: Exists
Everyone: Jesus fuck Vlad you're the coolest guy in the world.
by wsgvlad November 20, 2023
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