nutter utters

noun. balls; usually wet with sweat; a something bad

dude 1: i just got pooped on.

dude 2: that sucks nutter utters.

dude 1: nahh... i am brazillion.

by dudew/computer July 14, 2011

Utter Fucculence

The systematic failure of all technology required to perform a simple task

Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.

by Brever February 8, 2023

derangement, insanity, and utter hellholery

Astoria.

Random recruit: "Yo bro how would you define Astoria?"
Me, who's seen how fucking stupid the server is: "Derangement, insanity, and utter hellholery."

by omnicontrol October 12, 2023

Utter

To be extremely cumfy and cozy

Dude this couch and blanky is so utter

by Big Stanky Danky Terd October 12, 2023

Butt utter

The long string of skin that hangs out off your butt that if you pull hard enough butt juice comes out and it will not stop I tell you drink G fuel

Holy krap look how long his butt utter is

by Highly meky January 12, 2020

utter

a cows tit

i wiped the cows utter

by I am handycap January 24, 2020

Utter Dogshit

In a group of lads when one behaves so appallingly is said that that they are utter dogshit.

Kieks even mentioning a shag was utter dogshit!

by PrimDog February 21, 2020