Vanilla Television

Bland, unoffensive television programmes that nobody really likes or dislikes.
The kind of tv show you put on in the background when you have a lot of friends over and it fills a void, but nobody really pays that much attention to it.

"That tv show 'Friends' is such Vanilla Television"

by Justinho September 10, 2010

television

a form of babysitter

The parents put the girl in front of the television until dinner was cooked.

by Ereck Flowers April 10, 2015

Boutique Television

Television that makes the audience feel way more clever than the average viewer.

"I never watch TV but when I do I only watch boutique television like, y'know, Viceland"

by cowellisms November 28, 2016

chinese television

Letting a girl play with your dick with her legs in the air enjoying each other

Let me play with your Chinese television👅💦

by That guy that is me January 25, 2016

Television

An idiot box normally a drug of choice that will hypnotize you and make you think you're actually going somewhere in your life and you wake up and you realize you were watching tv

Wow television is just gonna make me regret my decisions in life then it'll just be an idiot box

by ThePerson101100 May 23, 2018

TV no Television

TV stands for "the vibe" and no television is to reiterate the fact that TV stands for the vibe and not television.

Person 1: My life a movie bruv

Person 2: TV no television

by oneguytrain June 12, 2020

Juicy Television

Juicy Television happens when a man, or a squirting woman is wacking off to pron. When the man or woman reaches there peak and spill there Goo on the Porn actor or actress face on the Television to represent oral Sex

Guy: Hey i should have oral sex tonight! Wait nobody likes me. Wait i Know i will juicy Television everywhere.

by y u no subsribe to my channel November 7, 2012