The act of sneakingly inserting a cotton bud into your partners anus, then pulling it out and shoving it in their face.
This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.
This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.
by BrownKandy August 22, 2011
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The reflex face that you make when you’re getting your oropharyngeal/nasopharyngeal swab, usually followed by a brief moment of sneezing, crying, coughing and/or gagging
I was so embarrassed of my swab face when I was swab-fucked this evening for the surveillance screening
by doctorryan27 July 5, 2021
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by urlocalmexicanmom December 14, 2021
Get the Cotton Swab mug.Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.
As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"
by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020
Get the snot swab mug.A teenagers initial typo of “wanna hang” that baffled adults and now has various meaning from sailor to slut with a boyfriend and probably drugs.
by Aussiemamacuss February 23, 2021
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