Shitting splinters

When a bowl movement causes anal stinging

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters

by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023

Who's choking on the splinters

Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass

Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.

by williedoitnow August 10, 2022

splinter the rat

The leader of the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. He is worshipped as a god among men, which makes sense seeing as he is a giant rat. It is thought that he has possessed people in the past, most notably Shaq.

Person one : “SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ”
Person two: “oh, they must just be possessed by splinter the rat”

by Cathman17 April 28, 2021

Master Splinter

When your jerking off and shoot a partial blank and the nut runs down each side of your head making a little master splinter mustache on your jawn

I was beating my shit yesterday and I accidentally Master Splintered myself

by I just need help January 15, 2026