Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

Spastic Coupon

Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.

I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.

by Original42 November 20, 2012

Spastic shit cunt

A definition of a useless human being

He's a fucking spastic shit cunt

by Alan Batros November 17, 2023

spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Given that sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

psycho spastic

Someone who is crazy and disabled

Sadie is in a psychiatric ward and in a wheelchair therefore she is a psycho spastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

Spastic

Audrie Shaw

Audrie Shaw Is A Spastic

by Peksnwkqqs November 26, 2023