smartie patootie

A cutie patootie who solves a lot of chess puzzles and get's them all right.

My smartie patootie solved an 1800 puzzle today.

by keysersoze99 October 21, 2022

Hot Smartie

When a young man decides spit on a sock and uses it to wank himself off while looking at gay mafia sex

Wow, James loves having hot smarties on Christmas night

Connor burke is an honest man that loves having hot smarties

by TheBogs December 24, 2021

Smartie Thicc

The exact opposite of dummy thicc

(but it sounds the same to make the person your saying it to feel special)

girl: "dude my ass is so flat"
guy: "that's so true you are Smartie Thicc asf"

by Kinda high January 28, 2022

smarties

those candies that i used to snort like a fucking weirdo

old me: *snorts smarties"
person that rejected me: omg ur so hot pls get with me

old me: naa im out here with the gang gang ion need no white bitch
person that rejected me: this is why i rejected u

by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022

devil's smarties

Abuse of Pain Management prescription medicine

Tiger Wood's crashed his SUV in California after enjoying too many Devil's Smarties on Feb. 23rd 2021.

by Gord M. February 23, 2021

Smarty

Is based on the YouTuber and streamer TehSmarty, who is known for his nonsense talk and his ability to repeatedly make the same stupid mistakes.

Can either describe someone being stupid or simply refer to a stupid mistake.

"Think before you act, don't be such a Smarty"
"I'm so dumb, I just did a Smarty"

by SimplyTwix February 26, 2021

Smarties

Said when someone makes an intelligent statement or proposes a clever idea.

"Guess what? I have a great idea. Let's make green tea to undo the damage we've done tonight"
"Wow Diana, very smarties!"

by moka2 May 22, 2021